Famous Youtuber Lyrics - Shane Dawson

Hi! My name's Shane Dawson. I'm a famous youtuber. 

With lots of fans and lots of money and both of those things make me very happy 

Honest! 

If you want to be a famous youtuber like me, just follow these steps 

Here we go 

If you want to be a famous youtube star, I've got lots of tips 

If you want to be a famous youtube star, just listen to this 

Go to college for film making 

Take a class on creative writing 

Don't forget your buisness masters degree 

Haha! Just kidding 

'Cause all you need, is to facetune all your selfies 

Look like a cartoon! 

And act like you're eighteen, even though you're really thirty three 

Crow's feet! 

And make lots of money, selling literally everything 

Because one day, you'll be nothing 

If you want to be a famous youtube star, exploit your relationships 

Babe get over here! 

Make sure all your video thumbnails are, you and the girl you're with 

And even if you're fighting everyday, pretend like your love life is going great 

Tag all your pics with #relationshipgoals 

I think we should break up. 

Okay! 

I'll get a million views on our break up vid 

I'm so sad! 

I wish I had some kids, so I could force them to do challenges 

Eat it! 

I want a health crisis, so I can vlog the recovery process 

Oh no, I'm dying 

Just kidding! Only on the inside 

Ohhh - e - Oh! 

Refresh your social media page all day and all night 

Ohhh - e - Oh! 

You never ever have to go outside 

Ohhh - e - Oh! 

I havn't showered for like thirty days 

Ohhh - e - Oh! 

It doesn't matter 'cause everyone that cares about me is behind a screen 

Hi friends! 

Hi Shane! 

Without you guys, I'd be literally nothing! 

*Gasp* Oh no! Well, I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later. 

Good thing I prepared for this. *gasp* Wow! 

That was close! Ha! 

If you want to be a famous youtube star, prank all your youtube friends 

Gotcha! 

Force them to do dumb ass challenges, that are stupid and dangerous 

There's so much blood! 

And then when you hit ten million subs, throw a party for you and all your buds 

Uploading pics on insta with #squadgoalsaf 

Come on guys! 

Guys? Hello? 

Huh, I guess nobody got the invite. That's wierd 

Make sure that all your tweets, are about all your buisness meetings 

I'm actually just going to chipotle! 

Vlog your entire day, even when you're out driving 

And last but not least, make sure you have a plan B 

For your life, 'cause soon no one will be watching 

Nope! 

No one will be watching 

Ahahaha! Well there you guys go. 

Hope you enjoyed the tips! 

And make sure to hit that like button! 

'Cause every like is another day that I don't guzzle down this bleach and cause a slow painful death 

Hahahaha! 

Bye 

Related 

26 Best Breakup Songs Of All Time 

Love Stinks, So Here Are 15 Anti-Valentine's Day Songs 

Modern Love: The Best Top 40 Love Songs For Valentine's Day 

Photos