Kinky Ken Lyrics - Shampoo

Kinky Ken and bondage Barbie 

They ran a hotel by the sea 

They never had no vacancies 

Kinky Ken and 

They get complaints from the residents living next door 

(What did they say?) 

They couldn't get to sleep 'til quarter to four 

(And why was that?) 

Ken and Barbie always wanna party 

There's something very strange about 

The couple in number thirty-three 

Kinky Ken and bondage Barbie 

They always dressed in PVC 

Never needed plastic surgery 

If you wanna know what happens next 

Just hang around me 

(What happened next?) 

Well, the police came a knockin' on the door 

(What did they say?) 

What you been doin' is against the law 

(Did they get nicked?) 

No, they didn't, it wasn't like TV 

The witnesses are coming in, follow me 

Kinky Ken and bondage Barbie 

[Unverified] got took into custody 

They gave the police their first freebie 

If you wanna know what happens next 

Kinky Ken and bondage Barbie 

They lived happily by the sea