First Class Lyrics - Singles - Shampoo

Just 'Cos We Stay In Five Star Hotels, 

Do You Think That We Broke In As Well 

It Goes To Show That You Can't 

Tell Who Deserves The Dough 

You Look Like A Shrivelled Old Tart, 

You Look Like A Beer Bellied Fart 

If You Want A Quiet Flight Don't Start, 

There's Eight Hours To Go, Whenever We Fly 

We Get Some Nutters Like You, 

So If We Make You Narky, We're Glad That We Do 

Chorus 

First Class - Our Clothes Are All Wrong, 

First Class - You Don't Like Our Song, 

First Class - We're Always To Blame, 

First Class - We've Hijacked The Plane.. 

Just Because You're Wearing A Suit, 

You Think That You Can Give Us The Boot 

You Hate Us 'Cos We're Rolling In Loot, 

We Might Have More Than You 

You're A Bloated Old Action Man, 

You're A Gone To Seed Desperate Dan 

Better Chase The Skirt While You Can, 

If Your Wife Won't Do 

Your Blood Pressure's Up, 

And Your Face Has Gone Red 

Why Don't You Find An Army, 

To Fight Instead! 

Chorus x1 

Whenever We Fly, 

We Get Some Nutters Like You, 

So If We Make You Narky, 

We're Glad That We Do 

First Class - We Order A Drink 

First Class - Then You Kick Up A Stink 

First Class - We're Always To Blame 

First Class - We've Hijacked The Plane