The Grouch Song Lyrics - Sesame Street

If you wake up in the morning mean and grumpy 

And you frown at ev'rybody that you see 

If you like your oatmeal nice and cold and lumpy 

Then you're a grouch like me 

If you love it when it's wet and cold and raining 

And the music that you like is all off key 

If you're happiest whenever you're complaining 

Then you're a grouch like me 

If you hate it when your grandma kisses you 

You know what? Well me, too! 

If you love to see a garbage truck roll by 

You know what? So do I! 

And if you think a great big pile of trash is pretty 

And that ice cream is yucchy as can be 

If you can't stand a cuddly little kitty, then you're a grouch like me 

If you hate it when your grandma kisses you 

You know what? Well me, too! 

If you love to see a garbage truck roll by 

You know what? So do I! 

And if you think a great big pile of trash is pretty 

And that ice cream is yucchy as can be 

If you can't stand a cuddly little kitty 

And you'd like to chase her up the nearest tree 

Then you can be pretty sure that you're a grouch like me