That's Not Homer Lyrics - Sesame Street

When I lost Homer, well I went downtown 

To the man at the Animal Lost and Found 

I said, "Have you seen Homer, he's as cute as can be?" 

And the man brought a cuddly puppy to me 

And I said 

"Whoa, no, that's not Homer! 

Wo wo, that's not Homer! 

Oh oh, Homer 

Homer where can you be?" 

And the man said, 

"Describe your pet to me." 

I did, but okay 

I said, "Homer's got four legs, he's got two eyes 

He's the sweetest pet, he's the perfect size 

He doesn't go woof, and he doesn't go meow." 

And the man brought me back an old moo-cow! 

And I said 

"Whoa, no, that's not Homer! 

Wo wo, that's not Homer! 

Oh oh, Homer 

Homer where can you be?" 

And the man said, 

"Describe your pet to me." 

I'll try again 

I said "Homer's got two eyes, and he's got four legs 

He doesn't have wings and he doesn't lay eggs 

He's got two big ears that are kind of funny." 

And the man brought me out a furry bunny 

And I said 

"Whoa, no, that's not Homer! 

Wo wo, that's not Homer! 

Oh oh, Homer 

Homer where can you be?" 

And the man said, 

"Describe your pet to me." 

Get it right! 

I said, "Homer's got big ears and a special nose 

That's shaped long and thin like a garden hose." 

He said, "Now I see." and away he went 

And he brought back Homer, my pet elephant! 

And I said 

"Yeah yeah, that's my Homer! 

Say hey, that's my Homer! 

Welcome home, Homer 

Homer, I'm as happy as can be!" 

Oh Homer, I'm so glad I found you 

Yay, yay, that's my Homer 

Say hey, welcome home Homer 

Oh my Homer 

Homer I'm as happy as can be 

And the man said 

"That's 'cause you described your pet to me." 

Yes I did, yes I did, yes I did, yes I did 

Say hey, that's my Homer 

Welcome home, Homer 

Don't you be roamin' now 

Welcome home, Homer 

I'm as happy as can be 

Yes I am, I'm so glad to see you 

(kisses him)