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Human imbecile 

Mortal moron 

You say it's so cool 

You think it's such fun 

Can't you use your brain 

While you've still got one? 

From where I'm standing 

Dead don't look so dumb... 

Yeah well I know a way how to show you that it's real 

I'll wipe that stupid fucking smile off your fucking face 

I'll show you what it's like to fucking feel 

The pain of being dead, every fucking day 

'Cause you and your amigos, you think that it's a joke 

A reason to be cheerful, to smile and to laugh 

If I were you I'd make a point of not standing too close: 

I'd relish nothing better than to sever you in half! 

Human imbecile 

Mortal moron 

You say it's so cool 

You think it's such fun 

Can't you use your brain 

While you've still got one? 

From where I'm standing 

Dead don't look so dumb... 

Yeah well I know a way how to show you that it's real 

I'll wipe that stupid fucking smile off your fucking face 

I'll show you what it's like to fucking feel 

The pain of being dead, every fucking day 

'Cause you and your amigos, you think that it's a joke 

A reason to be cheerful, to smile and to laugh 

If I were you I'd make a point of not standing too close: 

I'd relish nothing better than to sever you in half! 

You think it's pretty hard to be alive these days 

You should try being dead 

You should die 

You should try being dead