Twinkie Warfare Lyrics - Screeching Weasel

You'll get your riboflavin 

any way that you can, 

6 Ho-ho's in your mouth 

and 8 Ding-dongs in your hand. 

When you slip into a peaceful 

nighttime snooze, 

be sure to lock the door so the 

Twinkies won't get you. 

They're coming after you 

they're getting back at you 

twinkie warfare. 

You left a Twinkie on the counter 

on a rainy Friday night, 

it mutated and it touched you and 

ripped out both of your eyes. 

Your junk food ain't taking 

anymore bites from you, 

maybe learn a lesson and eat 

some real food. 

They're coming after you 

they're getting back at you 

twinkie warfare. 

12 more Ho-ho's an 

ice cream bar a full size 

Nestle Crunch. 

Chips Ahoy and Oreos and jam 

with Hawaiian Punch. 

Why do you think we look the 

way we do? 

Punk rock junk food junkies 

were the Weasel crew. 

They're coming after you 

they're getting back at you 

twinkie warfare.