Peter Brady Lyrics - Screeching Weasel

Don't you see that people 

Will like you for who you are 

'Cause life is like a sitcom, a senior prom 

And I'm OK and you're OK 

Grade A - 10-4 - roger - over and out 

Listen up - check it out 

There's something ugly inside of you 

There's a big empty hole inside of you 

There's something creepy crawling on your brain 

There's something in you 

It's red white and blue inside of you 

As long as you don't have 

Lots of zits or small tits 

Or crooked teeth 

Then you won't be a freak, a wildebeaste 

And people won't tape signs onto your back 

Or beat the crap out of you 

Or ignore your sorry ass 

See, there's something vapid inside of you 

There's a sweet little robot inside of you 

So take off that silly moustache 

Don't be a baby 

There's a Pete Brady inside of you 

ONE: You act your age 

TWO: You don't try to be something you're not 

THREE: You find out in advance 

What restaurant your mom and dad are going to 

And go someplace else