I Wanna Be Homosexual Lyrics - Screeching Weasel

I got a little lisp and I've been working on my limp wrist 

Women are a drag and I think I wanna be a faggot now 

A mincing ninny a prancing fairy merry little queen 

A Bruce LaBruce wet dream a nancy boy with wings 

I wanna be a homosexual 

Shock the middle class take it up your punk rock ass 

You rub your little thing when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine 

So what's the difference Mr. Cream Rinse you just need a man 

A beefy leather fag to take you out in drag 

Call me a faggot call me a butt loving fudge packing queer 

I don't care cause it's the straight in straight edge 

That makes me wanna drink a beer 

And be a pansy a homo