Follow Your Leaders Lyrics - First World Manifesto - Screeching Weasel

By the people for the little people 

Here's how we like to start of the set: 

Dude, where's my coke? is followed by a weak joke 

That segues into vote democrat 

Oh, how upsetting! 

It seems I've neglected to mention 

That punk used to be so dangerous 

Follow your leaders, come all true believers 

We're charming and lovable misfits 

Fall into line like you do all the time 

And whatever you do, don't grow up 

Listen up friends, Romans and countrymen 

We're not your father's rock and roll band 

No brown M&Ms Gee, ain't I irreverent? 

See? Please notice, I laughed at myself 

Aren't we original? 

PBR logos 

On all of our t-shirts and record covers 

Follow your leaders, come all true believers 

We're frat boys with sillier haircuts 

Fall into line like you do all the time 

And whatever you do, don't grow up 

Let's head out to Punk Rock Bowling, then The Fest is on our list next 

Cargo vans in place of little cars; dyed hair instead of fezzes 

Who will whip his dick out first, then chase three Xanax with a fifth of Jack? 

We're so bad! 

Girls! Girls! Please try and control yourselves! 

Drop your panties after the show! 

Calm down! There's plenty of me to go around 

Now from which ass shall I snort this blow? 

Come on, can't you laugh? Dude, the DT's are rad 

Oh, you killjoy, just go back to Jesusland 

Or follow your leaders, come all true believers 

We're snide flippant social piranhas 

Fall into line or you'll be left behind 

And whatever you do, don't grow up 

Follow your leaders, come all true believers 

We're reliving high school as winners 

Fall into line like you do every time 

And whatever you do, don't grow up