Celena Lyrics - Kill The Musicians - Screeching Weasel

Celena looks at me and asks me if i know whats on tv 

and now she wants to know what's wrong with me 

and why I always have to be so me 

Celena wants to know: why i never seem to want to go 

to all the things her friends are going to 

and why we never do what she wants to 

And I can't wait, cause I can talk to her and 

make her understand I'm not the boyfriend she made 

herself believe I was 

But Celena's brave and Celena says, yah Celena says 

I broke her heart she's going to think about all 

the time she wasted with me and with him 

Celena says she's tired of spending so much of her 

precious time watchin' me while I watch Benny Hill 

And countin' every minute that I kill 

Celena says she's young and deserves to have a little fun 

but if that's what Celena really thinks 

then I don't understand why she won't leave 

I'm getting tired of seeing her drunken body lying 

on the stairs- I've seen the pictures in the paper 

You'll know why I'm here 

But Celena's brave and Celena says, yah Celena says 

I broke her heart, she's going home to see her mom 

And to think of ways that'll make me miserable 

Celena's telling me that my future doesn't look too promising 

She sits there eating ice cream while she pouts 

and wonders why I sleep out on the couch 

Celena looks at me and tells me I'm not the guy I used to be 

I smoke a cigarette and fall asleep 

and she continues right on nagging me 

I'm getting married at the chapel 

She doesn't seem to care- 

I've seen the pictures shown on TV- 

You'll know why I'm here 

But Celena's brave and Celena says, yah Celena says 

I broke her heart 

She's going home to her mom and to think of ways 

to make me miserable...