Swiss Army Girl Lyrics - Singles - Scatterbrain

My girl's all a man could want, there ain't no doubt about her 

I got a girl and yes indeed- 

She's got everything I need. 

You know I tried the rest, and then I built the best. 

I built myself a fine machine- 

She does more than cook and clean. 

I know you'd be impressed with my baby, my lady 

My Swiss Army Girl. 

I'm a scientific genius and here's my story, 

It all came together in my laboratory. 

I couldn't find a dream girl to become my wife, 

Then I got this idea from my pocket knife. 

Now you can call me crazy, Dr. Frankenstien, 

But I built myself a girl and she's mine all mine. 

She's my baby, she's quite a lady, she's my Swiss Army Girl. 

She's my baby, my handy-dandy lady, she's my Swiss Army Girl. 

Full of motors, tools, appliances, yeah, I'm no fool, 

Great in bed or around the house-a handy tool. 

Got 1,001 uses to suit my needs, 

She canges into many things with lightning speed. 

Now you can call me crazy, Dr. Frankenstien, 

But I built myself a girl and she's mine all mine. 

My girl's all a man could wish- 

She can even scale a fish. 

Becomes a wrench, a drill or saw-a Soloflex and so much more. 

You know I tried the rest, and then I built the best. 

Swiss Army Girl for me not you-YODEL-ODEL-A-HEE-HOO! 

She's my baby, she's quite a lady, she's my Swiss Army Girl. 

She's my baby, my handy-dandy lady, she's my Swiss Army Girl.