The Headless Samurai Of Oatmogie, Oklahoma Lyrics - Scabs

The headless samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma 

He's a crazy mother fucker who just woke from a coma 

He's screaming and he's dreaming and he just can't get to bed 

He's a man on a mission yeah he's got to get a head 

But his head's in Pasadena in a pipe shop in the mall 

And his skin has been removed and he has no brain's at all 

His head's a candleholder on sale for twenty bucks 

And there's a goofy kid named Freddy and he couldn't give a fuck 

That the headless samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma 

A crazy mother fucker whose heart has turned to stonea 

He's crazy and obsessed and his pencil's full of lead 

He's a man on a mission yeah he's got to get a head 

But his head's in Freddy's living room on his fucked up TV set 

He's smoking dope out of a coke can and he's lighting up a cigarette 

He's checking out his purchase with its bony toothy grin 

]and he swears that candleholders staring back at him 

And he's getting a little freak out but he says its just the pot 

So he blows it off and goes to bed after smoking quite a lot 

And sometime in the morning maybe three thirty of four 

He hears a loud noise on his patio and then someone's at the door 

It's the headless samurai of Oatmogie, Oklahoma 

And now that crazy mother fuckers come to get just what he wantsa 

He's screaming and he's woken freaked out Freddy from his bed 

Cause he's a man on a mission he's just got to get ahead 

So Freddy's pretty paranoid but invites the stranger in 

Even though it's getting late and he doesn't have a head 

But the samurai sees his barren skull and he screams that fuckers mine 

And Freddy says easy homie you can have just unwind 

I see you've lost your head I've done the same it's no big deal 

Just smoke this crazy north slope trip weed and then see how you feel 

He did and felt much better and they chilled and drank some wine 

And they talked about the future and they listened to some tunes 

And that's how the headless samurai from Oatmogie, Oklahoma 

Got his head back even though its just a big old hairless bone ah 

He's laughing and he's chilling and he's higher than a kite 

And he doesn't have to get a head and everything allright