Sloppy Jalopy Lyrics - Scabs

They call me Sloppy Jalopy 

I got a whole lot in my head 

I never get up early, baby 

Just to get out of bed 

I eat the jalapeno, yes I do 

And then I take 

A creamy, dreamy 

Hot stinky poo 

They call me Sloppy Jalopy 

I eat ice-cream with my honey 

She makes me laugh sometimes 

Because you know she's so funny 

They call me Sloppy Jalopy 

I've got the barbecued buns 

Because I wear no panties 

When I back in the sun 

I pick my nose clean, baby 

Roll the boogers in a ball 

And I flick them at people 

When I go to the mall 

I got a big pair of shorts 

And they're cut off way below the knees 

I keep my pockets filled up 

With macaroni and cheese 

I watch the Larry King 

So I can fall right to sleep 

My girlfriends got taste because 

She thinks I'm a creep 

I don't watch the news 

Because I can't stand the sports 

And my favorite companions 

Are usually sold in cold quarts 

I don't take no showers 

'Cause I'm a natural dude 

But I do change my mind 

Because I hate to be rude 

I love to do the lambada 

But I don't do it very well 

And my hair's always perfect 

Because I use the styling gel