Puddin & Cheese Lyrics - Scabs

I was free form finger fucking Frieda 

Late one fiery Friday night 

My hands were getting lazy 

But I was driving Frieda crazy 

So I free form fucked her till the morning light 

I was basically bombing Betty's butthole 

In the backseat of her daddy's big black Benz 

I was huffin and a moanin 

She was snortin and a groanin 

And I fucked that freaked out freshmen to a frenz 

I was eating Edna's extra enchiladas 

Easily the best I've ever had 

They were creamy and delicious 

And I would've licked her dishes 

But we were rudely interrupted by her dad 

I like pudding I like cheese 

I like your momma on her knees 

I like cake and candycorn 

Your daddy watches kiddieporn 

I like pudding I like cheese 

I say welcome thanks and please 

I like springtime I like fall 

I like coming when you call 

I was lickin linda's lovely little lemons 

While we were lollygagging lying by the lake 

I told her they were zesty 

And she got a little testy 

So she whipped me up a see ya later shake 

I was sixtynining sexy Sarah Sandler 

When she went ahead and broke her magic spell 

I was out in outer space 

When she farted in my face 

And my god I thought and died and gone to hell 

I was teething Traci's tiny suntanned titties 

While she was doing something crazy with my nuts 

I said baby where're you going 

She said boy you'll soon be knowing 

Then she plunked her pudgy pinky in my butt 

I like ice cold lemonade 

I like coke and gatorade 

I like frying in the sun 

I like having too much fun 

I like having sex with mom 

Because that woman's quite the bomb 

I like playing with my balls 

But I like coming when you call