Don't Be So Stingy With Your Pingy Lyrics - Scabs

I know I came home late last evening 

And my excuses you weren't believing 

But, baby, I love you, you know that's the truth 

So let me step inside your telephone booth of love 

And don't be so stingy with your pingy 

Baby, tonight 

Don't be so snappy with your pappy 

Baby, do me right 

I guess you got a little bit uneasy 

When I show up last night slightly greasy 

And now your telling me that you will not please me 

Baby, don't tease me, believe me I need thee, don't leave me 

Don't be so stingy with your pingy 

Baby, tonight 

Don't get so loco with that vocal 

Baby, do me right 

My lies are ineffectual 

'Cause you're so damn intellectual 

I need a correctional inspectional 

Can't you see, you're so ineffectual 

You're so damn animated 

I don't care if you're contaminated 

I've done all the math, honey 

And all my figures have been recalculated 

Don't be so stingy with your pingy 

Baby, tonight 

Don't be so shitty, show some pity 

Don't get so uptight 

Don't be so stickler with your pickler 

You know that ain't right 

Don't be so stingy with your pingy 

Baby, do me right