Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too Lyrics - Say Anything

If I die and go to Hell real soon 

It will appear to me as this room 

And for eternity, I'd lay in bed 

In my boxers, half stoned 

With the pillow under my head 

I'd be chatting on the interweb 

Maggots pray upon the living dead 

I had no interest in the things she said 

On the phone every day, I'll permanently hit the hay 

I called her on the phone and she touched herself 

She touched herself, she touched herself 

Called her on the phone and she touched herself 

I laughed myself to sleep 

At this rate, I'll be heading for electric chairs 

I'm only human with my cross to bear 

When she described her underwear 

I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul 

You're too young to be this empty girl 

I'll prepare you for a sick, dark world 

Know that you'll be my downfall 

But I call and I call and I call 

I called her on the phone and she touched herself 

She touched herself, she touched herself 

Called her on the phone and she touched herself 

I laughed myself to sleep 

I don't know what I want 

I don't know what I want 

I don't know what I want 

I don't know what I want 

I don't know what I want 

(Met you on the Internet) 

I don't know what I want 

(Met you on the Internet) 

I don't know what I want 

(Met you on the Internet) 

I don't know what I want 

(Met you on the Internet) 

I called her on the phone and she touched herself 

She touched herself, she touched herself 

Called her on the phone and she touched herself 

I laughed myself to sleep 

I called her on the phone and she touched herself 

She touched herself, she touched herself 

Called her on the phone and she touched herself 

I laughed myself to sleep