Wow, I Can Be Sexual Too Lyrics - Say Anything

If i die and go to hell real soon 

it will appear to me as... this room 

if for enternity i lay in bed 

in my boxers half stoned with the pillow under my head 

i'd be chatting on the interweb 

maggots pray upon the living dead 

i had no interest in the things she said 

on the phone every day 

i'll permanently hit the hay 

i called her on the phone and she touched herself 

she touched herself 

she touched herself 

i called her on the phone 

and she touched herself 

i laughed myself to sleep 

at this rate 

i'll be heading for electric chairs 

i'm only human with my cross to bear 

when she described her underwear 

i forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old shul 

you're too young to be this empty girl 

i'll prepare you for this sick dark world 

i know that you'll be my downfall 

but i call and i call and i call 

i called her on the phone and she touched herself 

she touched herself 

she touched herself 

i called her on the phone 

and she touched herself 

i laughed myself to sleep 

i don't know what i want 

i don't know what i want 

i don't know what i want 

i don't know what i want 

i don't know what i want (i met you on the internet) 

i don't know what i want (the interweb) 

i don't know what i want (i met you on the internet) 

i don't know what i want (the interweb) 

i called her on the phone and she touched herself 

she touched herself 

she touched herself 

i called her on the phone 

and she touched herself 

i laughed myself to sleep 

woah! 

i called her on the phone and she touched herself 

she touched herself she touched herself 

she touched herself 

i called her on the phone 

and she touched herself 

i laughed myself to sleep