Cinderella Vs Belle: Princess Rap Battle Lyrics - Sarah Michelle Gellar

CINDERELLA 

Another princess in my shadow come to covet my crown 

You clowns wanna throw down with the best in a gown? 

I'm the legendary story of rags to riches 

Rhymes sharper than a needle and I'm giving out stitches (ha!) 

Like a wilting rose you can't step to my flows 

These girls are trippin', did they cut off their toes? 

I deserve all the praise for the foot-fetish craze 

I've got itty-bitty kicks, but legs for days 

Let's look at your mentality, Freud loves your abnormality 

The Stockholm Syndrome Story: Beauty and the Bestiality 

Of course you're bitter, I'm the number one star 

Pumpkin carriage, perfect marriage, no one cares who you are 

BELLE 

What's my name? (Belle!) What's it mean? (Beauty!) 

I'm the perfect combination of brains and booty 

While I'm gaining knowledge you're losing your pumps 

Like Mrs. Potts I'm serving shots and dishing out lumps 

Cindy's dreaming she's important, well, somebody should wake her 

This gold-digging trophy wife's the royal babymaker 

Fear the nerdy, wordy princess 'cause I'm throwing more shade 

Than the willow tree growing on your dead mother's grave 

Your tale as old as time sets us back fifty years 

Do your chores, clean the floors 'til a man just appears 

You're shallow and obsessed with looks and how you're dressed 

You wanna live like Gaston? (Hmmm?) Please, be our guest 

CINDERELLA 

Oh, I'm the one who's shallow 'cause your prince was really hairy? 

The Beast was in the friend zone 'til he gave you his library 

Your points have no merit, you're jealous, declare it 

Like I've always said: if the shoe fits, wear it 

I'm the American dream with a fairy-tale wedding 

You've got teapots for friends and I think your man's shedding 

Some things are meant to be like love at first sight 

Bibbidi-bobbidi-booyah he was mine before midnight 

BELLE 

A relationship rookie wants to rap about romance? 

You can't fall in love after just one dance 

My prince saved my life and don't be misled 

I want a man in the street but a beast in the bed 

Your film stars mice and cats with an old, fat fairy 

Your silly story's shoehorned into freakin' "Tom and Jerry" 

You say you want to party, next you run off down the halls 

It's like you always choke once you make it to the balls 

CINDERELLA 

You think that's funny? Here's a history lesson, honey 

My movie saved the studio when Walt was out of money 

You followed in my footsteps, without me there's no you 

Disney built an empire on these tiny glass shoes 

BELLE 

If you're so adored where's your Academy Award? 

I'm the smart female heroine that can't be ignored 

The moral of our quarrel and why I've got you beat 

It's what's inside that matters not the size of your feet