Mr. Monotony Lyrics - Sarah Brightman

Playin' on his slide-trombone 

In a certain monotone 

He was known as Mr. Monotony. 

Any pleasant interlude 

That would mean a change of mood 

Didn't go with Mr. Monotony. 

Sometimes he would change the key, 

But the same dull melody 

Would emerge from Mr. Monotony. 

Folks for miles would run away, 

Only one preferred to stay. 

She would come around and say: 

"Have you got any monotony today?" 

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They got married as they should 

And around the neighbourhood 

She was known as Mrs. Monotony. 

They were happy as could be 

And they raised a family, 

Six or seven little Monotonies. 

From another village came a snappy clarinetter. 

She heard him play and strange to say she liked him better. 

That was the end of Mr. Monotony. 

Oh, she refused him when he tried, 

Bringing her back to his side. 

She just answered when he cried: 

"Have you got any monotony today?" 

"Have you got any monotony today?" 

"Have you got any monotony today?" 

Bye, bye, Mr. Monotony. 

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Mr. Monotony, 

Is that you? 

Hey, Mr. Monotony ...? 

Oh, this playing is wonderful! 

Oh, Mr. Monotony, I come back to you any time. 

Mr. Monotony, don't go away, 

Surely I didn't really mean it. 

Oh, Mr. Monotony, I need you back ...