Personality Goes A Long Way Lyrics - Singles - Samuel L. Jackson

[Dialogue Written by Quentin Tarantino] 

VINCENT 

Want some bacon? 

JULES 

Naw, man, I don't eat pork. 

VINCENT 

Are you Jewish? 

JULES 

I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. 

VINCENT 

Why not? 

JULES 

Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. 

VINCENT 

Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good. 

JULES 

Hey, a sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. But I'll never know 'cause I 

wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's 

a filthy animal. I ain't need nothin' that ain't got sense enough to 

disregard its own feces. 

VINCENT 

How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces. 

JULES 

I don't eat dog either. 

VINCENT 

Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? 

JULES 

I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. 

But a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. 

VINCENT 

So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to 

be a filthy animal? Is that true? 

JULES 

Well, we'd have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean 

he'd have to be ten times more charming that that [...] you know what 

I'm sayin'?