Saltwater Cowboy Lyrics - Better Than I Used To Be - Sammy Kershaw

I'm looking like a lobster wearing flip-flops and a Stetson 

Guess that's why they call it fishing instead of catching 

'Cause I ain't had a single bite all day 

But I caught a buzz and there ain't no limit on tang ray 

Ain't quite sure how I wound up way down here 

It's a long haul to ropes and sails from roping steers 

Ain't gonna worry about that, just gonna have some fun 

Gotta be one fish down there dumber than I am drunk 

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It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston 

I'm what you get when you mix a Prairie dog and an old beach bum 

Cow chips, B-S and ships ahoy 

I'm a saltwater cowboy 

There's a tiki party down the beach about a mile or so 

Where they're singing with Jimmy and toasting to Chris LeDoux 

And if it weren't for Captain Morgan steering this ship 

I might untie that rope and back her on up outta this 

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If this bottle goes overboard, you'd better wish me luck 

Well I'm afraid of sharks, but I'm terrified of sobering up 

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I'm a saltwater cowboy