Dick In The Dirt Lyrics - Voa - Sammy Hagar

I know this guy named Richard 

He's my red-necked friend 

He does everything the hard way 

You see, Rich don't like to bend 

He went out for a haircut 

Get himself a little trim 

Got hooked up with a beautician 

And she set out to do him in 

She knocked Dick in the dirt 

He said that it didn't hurt one bit, no 

She knocked Dick in the dirt 

He jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt 

Now Rich knows girls in England 

He's a well traveled man 

He's been around the world, you see 

He's met some hard demands 

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But, Jane, she knocked him right down 

Well, he just get right back up, whew 

Together they have this bond, you see 

She likes to tie him up 

She knocked Dick in the dirt 

Yeah, he said that it didn't hurt one bit, no 

She knocked Dick in the dirt 

Yeah, but then she kissed him where it hurt, ow 

Now, Rich, he got all junked up 

Something rubbed him wrong 

But, Jane, she straightens him out 

Yeah, it never takes that long 

'Cause Rich, he has no conscience 

He's of a friendly persuasion 

And any chance he has to meet someone new 

He'll always rise to the occasion 

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She knocked Dick in the dirt 

He said that it didn't hurt one bit, no 

She knocked Dick in the dirt 

He jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt, ow 

She knocked Dick in the dirt 

He said, oh, it didn't hurt one bit, no 

She knocked Dick in the dirt 

He jumped up and then she kissed him where it hurt 

Uh, ow