Short Dick Man Lyrics - Salt N Pepa

Ah, ah, ah, ah .... not 

Don't want no short dick man 

Don't want no short dick man 

Don't want no short dick man 

Don't want no short dick man 

Don't don't don't don't don't don't 

Don't don't don't don't 

Don't want don't want don't want don't want 

Don't want no short dick man 

Don't want no short dick man 

Iny weeny teeny weeny 

Shriveled little short dick man 

Don't want don't want don't want 

Don't want don't want don't want 

Don't want don't want don't want 

Don't want don't want don't want 

Don't want don't want don't want 

What in the world is that thing? 

Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away 

That has got to be the smallest dick 

I've ever seen in my whole life 

I have ever seen in my whole life 

Get the fuck outta here 

Iny weeny teeny weeny 

Shriveled little short dick man 

Don't want don't want don't want don't want 

Don't want don't want don't want don't want 

Don't want 

Uh! Uh! Uh! .... 

Isn't that cute an extra belly button 

You need to put your pants back on honey 

Don't don't don't don't don't don't 

Don't don't don't don't 

Don't want don't want don't want don't want 

Don't want no short dick man 

Don't want no short dick man 

Iny wee iny wee .... 

Iny weeny teeny weeny shrivled little short dick man 

Pobre, pobrecito 

Que diablo eso 

Pobre, pobreci, pobre, probrecito 

Que, que, que, que, que diablo eso 

Don't don't don't don't ....