Cardboy King Lyrics - Singles - Salad

Wait until the caller ends 

The conversation with his mother 

Then take his place inside the box 

And plaster one wall then the other 

Pictures do the work of words 

Adverts for the modern lover 

He's the cardboy king 

And he's distributing as always 

The girls can stay indoors 

And then he visits them in turn 

Take a daily risk of up to a grand 

And half as much again 

He's mapped out his career of sorts 

But going nowhere 

No matter how many men 

Will his heart shack up with 

Any of Polly, Tanya, Kim or Pen? 

Dear old Pen 

He's the cardboy king 

And he's distributing as always 

The girls can stay indoors 

And then he visits them in turn 

Messing up the BT decor 

Till they've fallen on the floor 

Messing up the BT decor 

Till they've fallen on the floor 

It doesn't go down popular 

With the generation libido-free 

Catch him in the act and they will 

Throw him over their collective knee 

But seeing wrinkle echo wrinkle 

Wouldn't that be lovely? Lovely 

He's the cardboy king 

And he's distributing as always 

The girls can stay indoors 

And then he visits them in turn 

He's the cardboy king 

And he's distributing as always 

Always distributing 

He's the cardboy king 

And he's distributing as always 

The girls can stay indoors