Message In A Bottle Lyrics - Saint Etienne

One, two, turtles are blue 

Three, four, police are a bore 

Five, six, Trudi upped sticks 

Seven, eight, you got no mates 

Brimstone, treacle and you 

Break a leg, boy on the moon 

No more Tyneside's favorite son 

Jimmy Nail is number one 

Reading books by Nabokov 

School kids told you, 'Bugger off' 

So you sung about dread and fear 

You're a legal alien, dear 

While you were out saving trees 

Your accountant doubled his fees 

Five million down the drain 

Poor old teacher's got no brain 

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Andy's hanging up his axe 

Copeland went on to equalize 

Sting's a bell boy in disguise 

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