London Bridge Lyrics - Li(f)e - Sage Francis

La, lala, la London Bridge 

La, lala, la London Bridge 

London Bridge is, is falling 

London Bridge is falling 

And the Tower of Pisa is leaning 

The Statue of Liberty is green with envy 

Penny for your thoughts 

Penny for your lows 

The clothes and dress codes 

Tradition of false things 

London Bridge is falling 

India's got salt on its coast 

There's a tea party in Boston 

London bridge is falling 

Made us wood and clay 

That wouldn't stay 

No matter how hard the people pray 

The materials just washed away 

They could have used rocks 

Rocks don't bend or bow 

But quite frankly 

They had too many enemies to stone 

And the empire, the empire state 

The empire state is building 

The Taj is on fire 

These Horus cats make a killing 

Heathens bow down to the sirens 

An emergency for bread and cheese 

They yell, "Shut up and freeze" 

The earth shall inherit the meek 

When Canada put up a fence 

'Cause their medicines so cheap 

America's asleep, yeah, I'm snoring 

And London Bridge is 

And London Bridge is falling 

I got the best seat in the house 

They hired me as a watchman 

London Bridge is falling 

India's got salt on its coast 

There's a tea party in Boston 

London Bridge is 

They made us stainless steel and wrought iron 

That wall in China ain't so great 

I built a bridge over a hymen 

It goes up to the sky and mother Mary is crying 

My fair lady don't cry it's gonna be alright 

'Cause I'm alive, I'm alive and kicking 

Tea party in Boston, tea party in Boston 

The London Bridge is falling, London Bridge is falling 

The London Bridge is falling