The Baddest Man Alive Lyrics - Rza

I could take the pitchfork from the devil 

Keep a super suit like I'm incredible 

From the deep, blue sea to the dark, blue sky 

I'm the baddest man alive 

I'd grab a crocodile by his tail 

Handcuff the judge, and throw the cops in jail 

Make the meanest woman break down and cry 

I'm the baddest man alive 

I'm the baddest man alive 

I take no mess, and I take no jive 

Sometimes I feel like I can fly 

I'm the baddest man alive 

I'm the baddest man alive 

Not bad meaning bad, but I'm bad meaning good 

Say my name three times, and you knock on wood 

Candy man walks, I terrorize your hood 

Flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should 

I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger 

Take a gasoline bath, and I walk through fire 

Bear hug a grizzly, suck milk from her titty 

Take the sergeant hat from his head and use it for a Frisbee 

Spit in a crocodiles face, have a menage a trois with two female apes 

Then sleep in a barrel of butcher knives 

I drink honey straight from the beehive 

Bungee jumping off the Empire State butt-naked 

Rollerblade across the Golden Gate, butt-naked 

I'm the baddest man alive, and I don't ṗlan to die 

When the grim reaper come, I look him right in his eye 

I bust off in the face of the witch of the East 

Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth, heh heh heh 

I'm the man who stole the golden fleece 

And I date rape Beauty right in front of the Beast 

The baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die 

I'm the baddest man alive 

I take no mess, and I take no jive 

Sometimes I feel like I can fly 

I'm the baddest man alive 

I'm the baddest man alive