Escape (the Pina Colada Song). Lyrics - Singles - Rupert Holmes

I was tired of my lady 

We'd been together to long 

Like a warn out recording of a favorite song 

So while she lay there sleeping 

I read the paper in bed 

And in the personal columns 

There was this letter I read 

If you like pina colada's 

And gettin' caught in the rain 

If your not into yoga 

If you have half a brain 

If you like making love at midnight 

In the dunes on the cape 

I'm the love that you've looked for 

Write to me and escape 

I didn't think about my lady 

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I know that sounds kinda mean 

But me and my old lady 

Had fallen into the same old dull routine 

So I wrote to the paper 

Took out a personal ad 

And though I'm nobody's poet 

I thought it wasn't half bad 

Yes I like pina colada's 

And gettin' caught in the rain 

I'm not much into health food 

I am into champagne 

I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon 

And cut through all this red tape 

At a bar called o'malley's 

Where we'll plan our escape 

So I waited with high hopes 

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And she walked in the place 

I knew her smile in an instant 

I knew the curve of her face 

It was my own lovely lady 

And she said oh its you 

Then we laughed for a moment 

And I said I never knew that you like pina colada's 

And gettin' caught in the rain 

And the feel of the ocean 

And the taste of champagne 

If you like making love at midnight 

In the dunes on the cape 

You're the lady I've looked for 

Come with me and escape 

If you like pina colada 

And gettin' caught in the rain 

If your not into yoga 

If you have half a brain 

If you like making love at midnight 

In the dunes on the cape 

I'm the love that you've looked for 

Write to me and escape 

Yes I like pina colada's 

Gettin' caught in the rain 

I'm not much into health food 

I am into champagne 

I got to meet you by tomorrow noon