'piss Aaron' Lyrics - Rundgren Todd

We figure, my daddy and me 

Things are still the same, it seems 

As when he lived it in his teens as a kid in school 

Aaron was a junior, the class of '32 

His momma called him angel, 

but everybody knew he was the 

King king, the gross out king 

They called him Piss Aaron 

They always caught him pissin' in the hall 

Piss Aaron, he never would refuse when nature called 

Dumb Larry from homeroom 9 

Kept his locker full of weeds 

Just to satisfy his smoking needs and his love of fire 

Went to a game and lit a stink bomb in the bleachers 

The coach, the cheer leader, and 

the chem teacher, and the 

Dean dean, duh dean dean was after 

Dumb Larry, they always caught him smokin' in the john 

Dumb Larry, you never would have missed him 

when he's gone 

Chuck Biscuits, conservative-jive 

The biggest pig in all the school 

He would sit and smack his lips and drool 

as he eyed your lunch 

I left a bag in his desk one night 

A raw egg sandwich and when Hungry took a bite 

he had 

to 

Up chuck, uh up up-chuck, a'pukin' 

Chuck Biscuits, they always caught him eatin' 

in the class