I'm A Hoe (skit) Lyrics - Ruff Ryders

[Daddy] You, over there....with those blue eyes and that blonde hair. Come here, ma! 

[Girl] Yes? 

[Daddy] I wanna ask you one muthafuckin' question. 

[Girl] Yes, daddy? 

[Daddy] What are you bitch? 

[Girl] I'm a H-O-E... 

[Daddy] Are you really? Are you really a H-O-E? 

[Girl] I fucked the whole family... 

[Daddy] Damn, my niggaz ain't gonna believe this shit. 

[Girl] Then gang-bang me... 

[Daddy] Oh, I'm gonna rough ride this pussy. I'ma rough ride this pussy. 

[Girl] Then beat me.... 

[Daddy] Oh, I'd like to explore all three holes baby... 

[Girl] Put it in my B-U-T-T-T 

[Daddy] Ooo...you doin it like that? Oh you a gangsta, huh? 

[Girl] Then pee on me... 

[Daddy] Oh you a nasty little bitch. You nasty.... 

[Girl] Then shit on me... 

[Daddy] Damn, my niggaz ain't gonna believe this shit. Its over... 

[Girl] Then take me... 

[Daddy] Oh, do you perform like a muthafuckin professional on camera? 

[Girl] Like Janet Jack-me... 

[Daddy] So how wide is the pussy? Tell me. How wide is the pussy? 

[Girl] Like Vanessa Del Ri(o).... 

[Daddy] Whooooo! All this freaky shit and you don't want no cake, no joe, no nothin'? 

[Girl] I fuck for free... 

[Daddy] There's gotta be a catch to this shit. Something is a catch 22. I don't feel it. 

[Girl] I've got H-I-V... 

[Daddy] Dirty muthafucka...WHOA