Barflies At The Beach Lyrics - Singles - Royal Crown Revue

Alright you bums, listen up 

Sun tan oil don't go good with a three piece suit 

You know makes it all oily and stoopid lookin' hu hu 

Alright all you swing cats 

Let's try somethin' new 

Drag your elbows off the bar 

And your can from the old barstool 

There's a place called the ocean 

Probably heard about in school 

Well, they ain't got no martinis there 

But man, it's really cool 

Guess what barfly buddies 

Got womens down there too 

But that's for romp so Romeo 

That dummy ain't got a clue 

And just for viewing pleasure 

Head down by the pier 

And think of all the dough you'll save 

On whiskey, gin and beer, mom's cool 

Now the moral of this story 

There's more to life than jazz and bars 

So plop your ass down in the sand 

And look up at the stars 

And if you're feelin' homesick 

Bring a showgirl or two 

Toss 'em out a volleyball 

And hey, enjoy the view 

What's that? Thats a shell 

Thats what your little sister is gonna come out of 

When I say to ya 

You understand what I'm sayin' bum 

Oh, don't stay swimmin' out there 

Hey thats a dolphin, you know Flipper 

Thats what they make the tuna sandwiches outta, to make 'em taste 

They sell 'em at the Deli 

You know what I'm talking about