Hello Lamewads Lyrics - Singles - Roper

Feel the burn and the fury of my pen 

feel the fire, as I fan the flames again 

brace yourself for the mediocre 

Hail the king of the almost good enough 

nothing bold, nothing's flying off the cuff 

things might change, but don't hold your breath yet 

Try floating with the flow, 

try not to run too slow 

be average, not below, Let's go 

[Chorus:] 

Hello lamewads, I'm with you 

raise your fists if this rings true 

Hello lamewads, never quite our best or finest 

hello lamewads, I'm predicting a C minus, now. 

Hello lamewads, hello. 

Like a shoelace slowly coming loose 

like a flashlight running out of juice 

save your necks, with some lame excuses 

I'm neither friend or foe, I'm never going pro 

does this sound apropos? 

Let's go. 

[Chorus:] 

Hello lamewads, I'm with you 

raise your fists if this rings true 

Hello lamewads, never quite our best or finest 

hello lamewads, I'm predicting a C minus, now. 

Niether hot nor cold this is getting old. 

[Chorus:] 

Hello lamewads, I'm with you 

raise your fists if this rings true 

Hello lamewads, never quite our best or finest 

hello lamewads, I'm predicting a C minus, now. 

Hello lamewads, hello, hello. 

Hail us! Hail us! Hail us!