Womb Envy Lyrics - Romanovsky And Phillips

When I was a youngster 

Playing house was all the rage 

And I always played the mommy 

And they all thought it was just a stage 

But as I grew older 

Still I wished to be a lady 

Not so I could have a man 

But so I could have a baby! 

Chorus: 

Womb envy 

I know it's kinda strange 

Womb envy 

But please let me explain 

Womb envy 

I know it's kinda crazy 

I got womb envy 

I wanna have a baby 

Now I like my equpiment 

I wouldn't trade it for the world 

But I might trade it for nine months 

If I could only be a girl 

I don't wanna wear a dress 

Or be somebody's wife 

I just wanna have a chance 

To feel the miracle of life! 

(Chorus) 

I'd do it naturally 

No Playtex formulas for me 

I'd study LaMaze and read Dr. Spock 

If I could just be blessed with pregnancy 

Well maybe someday science 

Will make it a reality 

If it's been done in test tubes 

Then why not inside of me? 

I'm every bit as loving 

And gentle as can be 

Lord, give me a chance to prove 

My maternity! 

(Chorus)