The Prince Charming Tango Lyrics - Romanovsky And Phillips

I met you on a rainy day 

But the sun's been out since 

And I knew from that moment 

That you were my prince 

Funny how life is 

Always a big surprise 

I thought the man of my dreams 

Would have blue eyes 

And I thought you'd be taller 

I thought you'd be rich 

I never thought you'd be moody 

And at times such a bitch 

I thought you'd be brilliant 

A real Einstein 

But you'd rather watch T.V. 

Than challenge my mind 

I thought you'd be happy 

And never complain 

But you're so neurotic 

You make me feel sane! 

I deamt about you 

Did you dream about me? 

You wore shining armor 

and you rescued me 

Funny how dreams are 

Not always as they seem 

My handsome prince turned out 

To be more of a queen 

You're not as romantic 

As I hoped you'd be 

You never buy flowers 

At least not for me 

We never go strolling 

Or watch the sun set 

We haven't made love outdoors 

Since the night that we met 

I thought you'd be athletic 

With muscles for days 

But I guess it don't matter 

'Cause I love you the same 

Do do do do, do do do do do do do 

Nya nya nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya 

But don't fear my darling 

'Cause you know it's you I adore 

And I know you can't be blamed 

If at times you're a bore