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Good evening one and all we're all so glad to see you here,
we'll play your favorite songs while you're all soak up the atmosphere.
We'll start with old man river, then maybe stormy weather, too,
I'm sure you know just what to do.
On with the show good health to you!
Please pour another glass, it's time to watch the cabaret,
your wife will never know that you're not really working late.
Your hostess here is Wendy, you'll find her very friendly, too,
and we don't care just what you do.
On with the show good health to you!
(Petina, start the show at 2 o'clock.)
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And if by chance you find that you can't make it anymore,
we'll put you in a cab and get you safely to the door.
But we've got all the answers, and we've got lovely dancers, too,
there's nothing else you have to do.
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On with the show good health to you!
You're all such lovely people dancing gaily round the floor,
but if you have to fight, please take your trouble out the door.
For now I say with sorrow, until this time tomorrow,
we'll bid you all a fond adieu.
On with the show good health to you!
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