Garnetts Homemade Beer Lyrics - Singles - Rogers Stan

GARNETT'S HOMEMADE BEER 

1. Oh the year was nineteen seventy-eight, 

(How I wish I'd never tried it now,) 

When a score of men were turned quite green 

By the scummiest ale you've ever seen 

Chorus: 

God damn them all, 

I was told this beer was worth its weight in gold 

We'd feel no pain, shed no tears, 

But it's a foolish man who shows no fear 

At a glass of Garnett's homemade beer. 

2. Now Garnett Rogers cried the town 

(how I wish I'd never tried it now,) 

For 20 brave men all masochists who 

Would taste for him his homemade brew. 

3. This motley crew were a sickening sight 

(how I wish I'd never tried it now,) 

There was caveman Dave with his eyes in bags 

He'd a hard-boiled liver and the staggers and jags. 

4. We hadn't been there but an hour or two 

(how I wish I'd never tried it now,) 

When a voice said "Give me some homemade brew" 

As steeleyed Stan hove into view. 

5. Now steeleyed Stand was a frightening man 

(how I wish I'd never tried it now,) 

He was eight foot tall and four foot wide 

Said "pass that jug or I'll tan your hide. 

6. Stan took one sip and pitched on his side 

(how I wish I'd never tried it now,) 

Garnett was smashed with a cupful of drugs 

And his breath set fire to both me legs. 

7. Now here I am with my 23rd beer 

(how I wish I'd never tried it now,) 

It's six long years since I felt this way 

On the night before my wedding day. 

see also BARTPRIV 

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