Dad Blame Anything A Man Can't Quit Lyrics - Roger Miller

I'm a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend 

Like a burned out bearing in a bad machine 

I can't breath in the morning 'til l get myself a cigarette lit 

I say, "Dad blame anything a man can't quit" 

I'm a brand new newly-wed, married again 

Nine times previous and this makes ten 

I ought to be kicked so hard 'til l can hardly walk around or sit 

I say, "Dad blame anything a man can't quit" 

Still l keep it up, keep it up and do it all the time 

Every now and then l make up my mind 

To give it up, give it up, throw it away 

I usually change my mind later on up in the day 

I'm a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend 

Like a burned out bearing in a bad machine 

I can't breath in the morning 'til l get myself a cigarette lit 

I say, "Dad blame anything a man can't quit" 

Still l keep it up, keep it up and do it all the time 

Every now and then l make up my mind 

To give it up, give it up, throw it away 

I usually change my mind later on up in the day 

I'm a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend 

Like a burned out bearing in a bad machine 

I can't breath in the morning 'til l get myself a cigarette lit 

I say, "Dad blame anything a man can't quit"