Dad Blame Anything A Man Can’t Quit Lyrics - Roger Miller

l'm a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend 

Like a burned out bearing in a bad machine 

l can't breath in the morning 'til l get myself a cigarette lit 

l say dad blame anything a man can't quit 

l'm a brand new newly-wed, married again 

Nine times previous and this makes ten 

l ought to be kicked so hard 'til l can hardly walk around or sit 

l say dad blame anything a man can't quit 

Still l keep it up, keep it up and do it all the time 

Every now and then l make up my mind 

To give it up, give it up, throw it away 

l usually change my mind later on up in the day 

l'm a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend 

Like a burned out bearing in a bad machine 

l can't breath in the morning 'til l get myself a cigarette lit 

l say dad blame anything a man can't quit