Rappin' Rodney Lyrics - Greatest Bits - Rodney Dangerfield

I tell ya I'm alright now 

But last week I was in rough shape 

But I don't get a break with nuthin' 

I played hide and seek when I was three 

(No respect, no respect) 

Why they couldn't even look for me 

(No respect, no respect) 

I was an ugly kid I never had fun 

(No respect, no respect) 

They put me through a dog show and I won! 

(No respect, no respect) 

When I was born I brought no joy 

(No respect, no respect) 

My old man said he wanted a boy 

(No respect, no respect) 

I was an ugly kid always alone 

(No respect, no respect) 

Halloween I had to trick or treat over the phone 

(No respect, no respect) 

Friends don't call 

My phone don't ring 

I don't get a break with anything! 

(Whatsamatta rodney?) 

Ah death, where is my sting?! 

It's just Rappin' Rodney 

Ain't that your type 

No, no 

Rappin' Rodney 

Get out of sight 

It's just 

Rappin' Rodney 

Make no mistake 

Or old 

Rappin' Rodney 

Can't get a break! 

I'm getting old it's hard to face 

(No respect, no respect) 

Well during sex I lose my place 

(No respect, no respect) 

Steak and sex my favorite pair 

(No respect, no respect) 

I have 'em both the same way...very rare 

(No respect, no respect) 

I know I'm old I could go any minute 

(No respect, no respect) 

I got a kidney shaped pool with a stone in it 

(No respect, no respect) 

Doctor Vinnie Boombah that's another one 

(No respect, no respect) 

I said I wanted to stop aging he gave me a gun 

(No respect, no respect) 

I told him I got water on the knee 

He gave me a sponge and raised his fee 

(Whatsamatter rodney?) 

Ahhhh, It ain't easy bein' me 

Ah, give me a break 

Play somethin' from the forties 

Now what kind of music is this? 

And how 'bout stardust? 

Hey what are you doin'? 

That's not stardust! 

Listen to this will ya?! 

I mean where are the flutes? 

What a band... 

Hey, don't quit your day jobs! 

Look at this! 

The drummer carries the melody 

Hey tell the bass player 

I like his instrument 

Hey boys, keep it goin' 

Lay it on me 

I'm in the groove! 

Nothin' goes right I just can't fight it 

(No respect, no respect) 

Well Eastern Airlines thanked me for flying United 

(No respect, no respect) 

I got some money what did I do? 

(No respect, no respect) 

I bought some quicksand the deal fell through 

(No respect, no respect) 

My car broke down I called Triple A 

(No respect, no respect) 

They left the car and towed me away 

(No respect, no respect) 

I can't take it no more I'm getting too old 

(No respect, no respect) 

I called suicide prevention they put me on hold 

(No respect, no respect) 

Winter, Summer, Spring, and Fall 

I'm always up against the wall 

(Whatsamatta rodney?) 

Ahhh, I don't get no respect at all 

It's getting worse 

It's caving in 

The happiness I can't take it no more 

It's all over 

Hey, where are my kids? 

Somebody help me 

Hey bartender! 

Hey! Who's that guy with my daughter? 

Where's my wallet? 

How do I get out of here? 

Stop that dancin'!