Fate's Right Hand Lyrics - Singles - Rodney Crowell

Cool as a rule you don't learn in no school 

You can't brown nose the teacher from a dunce hat stool 

It's the hum and the rhythm of the birds and the bees 

The momma's and the poppa's and the monkeys in the trees 

It's the brothers and the sisters living life on the street 

Play a hunch pull the punch and you'll likely get beat 

By the junk food tattooed white dude true blued 

Honky with an attitude coming unglued 

Fate's right hand... I don't understand at all 

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Billy loves women like a junky loves dope 

Give him just enough rope and the monkey gon choke 

She's a Bill Blass combo maxed out mombo 

D.K.N.Y. caught him in a lie 

Ken Starr word man were talking absurd 

Spending forty million dollars just to give a man the bird 

He's a king she's a queen so the rap won't stick 

Get it on with a rubber and you won't get sick 

Fate's right hand... I don't understand at all 

Redrum dot com dim sum smart bombs 

Double cappuccino and a heart like a tom tom 

Ozone long gone that's it I quit 

Natural inclination says enough of this_____ 

brat pack black jack heart attack crack 

We need another news channel like a hole in the back 

There's a 187 on the 405 

And we all go to heaven on a hard disk drive 

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Fate's right hand... I don't under stand at all 

Hard rain fish seine hurricane Jane 

Don't forget about Carla when you're talkin' about poon tang 

Slow song on the bone rec hall dance 

Double date Debbie with a pole in my pants 

First comes love like it always did 

Or we wouldn't be talkin' bout The Houston kid 

Po-dunk piss-chunk old dead skunk drunk 

Trot/line Freddy's got his dogs in the trunk 

Fate's right hand... I don't under stand at all 

Fate's right hand... man I don't under stand at all