Wish She Would Have Left Quicker Lyrics - El Niã±o Loco - Rodney Carrington

I came home last night somethin' wasn't right 

The car in the driveway was gone 

A note on the table said I wasn't able 

To give her the things that she wants 

I didn't see it comin' my mind started runnin' 

How could she have left me this way 

Now I'm just wishin' someday she'll listen 

'Cause I know just what I would say 

I wish she would have left quicker 

I woulda had lots more fun 

There coulda been shots of tequila 

With Sherry and Sheila 

Bikinis with bottoms no tops 

Someone's happy man 

With no ring on my hand 

I wish she would of left quicker 

Bartender pour me some liquor 

She's finally gone now the party is on 

I wish she would of left quicker 

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I had my chances passed up advances 

Tryin' to be a good guy 

I worked hard till sundown 

I always felt rundown 

Tryin' to do what was right 

Had no way of knowin' where this thing was goin' 

Now it's clear it went on way too long 

Maybe someday baby I'll get my way 

When she hears the words to this song 

I wish she would of left quicker 

I woulda had lots more fun 

I know a bartender hottie 

She's workin' Friday 

Boys I'd love to give it a try 

And I think you know why 

'Cause I'm a single guy 

I wish she would of left quicker 

Bartender pour me some liquor 

She's finally gone now the party's on 

I wish she would of left quicker 

All my friends now they keep tellin' me 

I need some time to heal 

But the only thing that I'm thinkin' 'bout 

Is how good I feel 

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I wish she would of left quicker 

Bartender pour me some liquor 

She's finally gone now the party's on 

I wish she would of left quicker 

She's finally gone now the party is on 

I wish she would of left quicker 

I feel good boys 

Wohhhh