The Night The Bar Close Down Lyrics - Rodney Carrington

The bar will soon be closing 

and lights they're all turned down 

theres 3 girls in a corner booth 

the fat one she's passed out 

her friends they called me over 

And it turned out she was stuck 

with the help of 4 big bouncers 

we put her in my truck 

me & old Jack Daniels 

had been together most of the night 

somehow he'd convinced me 

she was the prettiest thing in sight 

I got her home I opened the door 

and I rolled her to my bed 

the lights came on she opened her eyes 

and this is what she said... 

wmmmm... wmmmm ...wmmmmmmm 

wmmmm... wmmmm.wmmmmmmm.wmmm! 

morning came, that sun was up & there to my surprise 

was a big old girl with no clothes on 

and Oprah Winfrey thighs 

I sat up & fear set in 

I found we were alone 

she said that she was hungry 

whilst she was nibbling on a chicken bone 

the words she said next scared me 

and today the haunt me still 

she said I hope you've got a steady job cowboy 

I said why's that sheila 

she said I'm not on the pill thats why 

I said oh! 

with that in mind I tried to run 

lord I tried to get away 

she ran me down & hopped on top 

and here's all I could say 

huh oh wmmmm. get off me... wmmmm ...wmmmmmmm 

wmmmm.ohh your crushing me.wmmmm.wmmmmmmm 

get off ohohoh.wmmmahh get off me you Heffer! 

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