The Man Song Lyrics - Rodney Carrington

Ladies and Gentlemen, 

The Man Song! 

(He's the man!) 

(He's the man!) 

I don't take no crap from anybody 

[else but you] 

I wear the pants around here 

[when I finish with your laundry] 

Coz I'm a guy you don't wanna fight 

[When I say "Jump", you say "Yeah right!"] 

I'm the man of this house 

[until you get home] 

(He's the man!) 

(He's the man!) 

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What I say goes around here 

[right out the window] 

and I don't wanna hear a lot of whining 

[so I'll shut up] 

The sooner you learn who's Boss around here 

[The sooner you can give me my orders, dear] 

Coz I'm Head-Honcho around here 

[but it's all in my head] 

(He's the man!) 

(He's the man!) 

And I can have sex anytime 

[that you want it] 

Coz I'm a man who has needs 

[but there not that important] 

And don't expect any flowers from me 

[Coz if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry] 

I'm the King of my castle 

[when you're not around] 

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(He's the man!) 

(He's the man!) 

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I wanna 

[get in trouble] 

And I'll come home when I'm good and ready 

[to sleep on the couch] 

Coz a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do 

[And I'm gonna do what you tell me to] 

Because I'm Top dog around here 

[but I've been neutered] 

(He's the man!) 

(He's the man!) 

(You the man!)