That's Just My Luck Lyrics - Rodney Carrington

I woke up this morning and i sliped down in the shower 

Bumped my head on the faucit and it bled for a whole damn hour 

I didn't have time for breakfast so i walked right to the door 

I walked outside and realized that my ride wasn't there no more 

That's just my luck 

Somebody stole my truck 

Just leaving me stuck 

What an insensitive shmuck 

My stomach is rumblin' and my head's in pain 

I'm standin outside in the pourin rain 

I can't get to work, that's just my luck 

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Well I walked in to the telephone to give my boss a call 

I told him I'd be late for work, he said "don't bother comin' at all!" 

I tried to tell him that my truck was gone but he said that he didn't care 

Then he slammed down the telephone, now I'm deaf in my right ear 

That just my luck 

Now my ear don't work 

It realy hurts 

My ex boss is a jerk 

I ain't got much cash, the rent is due 

Somethin's stickin to my left shoe 

I just stepped in WHAT?!?!, that's just my luck 

Well I walked down to the local bar with the few dollars that I had 

I asked a pretty lady if she would dance and her boyfriend, he got mad 

I pulled out an old hickory stick, he pulled out a gun 

I looked around the four corners of the bar but there wasn't any place to run 

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That's just my luck 

Cause I got wood and he's got lead 

And he's really red 

I think I'm dead 

Tomorrow on my tombstone they will write 

"He took a baseball bat to a shotgun fight. 

There ain't nuthin wrong with that, it was just his luck." 

Naw there ain't nuthin wrong with that, it was just his luck.