Pickup Truck Lyrics - Rodney Carrington

im gettin married to my pickup truck 

it doesn't leave me when im down on my luck 

it doesn't shop at fancy stores or have a lawyer 

or want a divorce 

it doesn't care if I stay out late 

it doesn't bitch about the money i make 

we'll be together till the end 

it won't sleep with my best friend 

im gonna get down on one knee 

and ask my truck if it'll marry me 

i'll never drive another car 

we'll honeymoon at the titty bar 

we're gonna have the time of our life 

the exhaust pipes are tighter than my Ex-wife 

you think im crazy, but listen to this 

i can bring home a hooker and it won't get pissed no 

wedding ring won't cost me a buck 

when I get married to my pickup 

pickup truck 

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