Masturbation Lyrics - Rodney Carrington

I was 12 years old when I learned to masterbate 

I was peekin through my brothers door staring at his date 

She wasn't fine but I didn't care and I barely had any pubic hair 

Long as she moved hell that's ok with me 

When your 12 years old your dick will grow whenever the wind starts to blow 

It's had to explain but the feelings great 

Lord I love to masterbate 

Just grab ahold and don't let go 

You can do it fast or you can do it slow 

When you get through hell do it again 

You might even want to show your friends... how to masterbate 

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