Just One Beer Lyrics - Rodney Carrington

One beer then I'm gone 

The ugliest women that I've laid eyes on 

got together and decided to come here 

They're not pretty 

They're not small 

I don't give a damn at all 

Tonight I'm only having just one beer 

Yeah tonight I'm only having just two beers 

I don't mind the atmosphere in here 

It feels so right, it must be wrong 

I know I can't stay too long 

Tonight I'm only having just two beers 

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Three beers but no more 

There's no way I'm drinking four 

My attitude's improving with the beer 

I was mad but now I'm glad 

The women in here, they ain't so bad 

Tonight I'm only having just three beers 

Yeah tonight I'm only having just six beers 

I kinda like the atmosphere in here 

It feels so right, it must be wrong 

I know I can't stay too long 

Tonight I'm only having just six beers 

Twelve beers then I quit 

Oh good Lord I'm drunk as shit 

I just spent my whole paycheck in here 

I took a chance 

I tried to dance 

I threw up and pissed my pants 

All off one beer 

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Yeah tonight I'm only having just one beer 

At least that's what I said when I got here 

It felt so right, but it was wrong 

I know that I've stayed too long 

I think I musta drank hundred beers 

Well now I wished I had only one beer 

God I wish I never came in here