Lost Paraguayos Lyrics - Never A Dull Moment - Rod Stewart

Darling I hate to tell you but I think I'm catching a cold 

Put another chair on the fire bring the bottle over here 

I feel I'm getting old 

I like your laugh and a hot romance 

and your orn'ry sense of humor 

but if it rains again like it did today 

I'm gonna have to leave a little bit sooner 

Got to get me some South America sun 

Honey don't even ask me if you can come along 

Down at the border you need to be older 

and you sure don't look like my daughter 

Your ridiculous age, start a state outrage 

and I'll end up in a Mexican jail 

Darling please don't cry you know I wouldn't tell you no lie 

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Look over there 

Oh my God don't look now 

but it appears to be raining again 

Get upstairs pack my book of prayers 

Honey hurry I'm catching pneumonia 

I gotta move while I'm in the mood 

or I'll disappear into that wall 

Darling please don't curse 

it really couldn't be any worse 

Say I'm a sun fanatic but it's dark in your attic 

and your cat sleeps over my head 

I know I'm not a football star 

but I wanna little better than that 

So I'm much obliged for the pure white ride 

and a cup of tea every morning 

I'll say goodbye, look your man in the eye 

you know I wouldn't tell you no lie 

So after all, I'll see you in the fall 

on a brand new day, brand new way 

Goodbye honey, goodbye honey 

Goodbye honey, it ain't funny 

Goodbye honey, I know it ain't funny