Bewitched, Bothered & Bewildered Lyrics - As Time Goes By... The Great American Songbook: Volume Ii - Rod Stewart

After one whole quart of brandy 

Like a daisy I awake 

With no Bromo Seltzer handy 

I don't even shake 

Men are not a new sensation 

I've done pretty well, I think 

But this half-pint imitation 

Put me on the blink 

I'm wild again 

Beguiled again 

A simpering, whimpering child again 

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I 

Listen, baby 

I couldn't sleep 

And wouldn't sleep 

Until I could sleep where I shouldn't sleep 

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I 

Lost my heart but what of it? 

My mistake I agree 

Oh, she's such a laugh and I love it 

Although the laugh's on me 

Ooh, I'll sing to him 

Bring springs to him 

And worship the trousers that cling to him 

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I 

Oh, you're so cute 

Ooh she's kept enough, she's slept enough 

And yet, where it counts she's adapt enough 

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I 

When he talks he is seeking 

Words to get off his chest 

Horizontally speaking 

She's at her very best 

Oh, we've seen a lot 

I mean a lot 

And now we're like sweet seventeen a lot 

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I 

Oh, we're vexed again 

Perplexed again 

Thank God we can't be over-sexed again 

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered am I 

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